50p A Ticket
On the day of fixed bayonets
my MP posted me raffle tickets
to Save Our Hospital.
On the day of Trident renewal
my MP sent me raffle tickets
to Save our Wards.
Our firepower will Save Our World.
We are fighting for hospital equipment.
My MP says:
“Barrow women die sooner than the average.
People know instinctively what’s right.”
The canteen is well equipped with iodine.
The draw takes place on Friday 13th
A day of community fighting for Furness.
Time to secure an important victory.
The star prize is a tour of Westminster
and a cup of tea.
Also a football shirt of Barrow AFC
unwashed if you are lucky.
Even a pop up cake maker.
Or the final reward:
A day in Hoad Lighthouse with our MP and his wiles.
To join in the launch of prize–winning missiles.
My MP says he is depressed.