From TRUMPITUDES
1. Trump Doctrine: We’re America, Bitch
Vlad’s body language barely tolerating
dolt POTUS’s press shtick opening Helsinki says a lot.
Current perspective: there was a time not so very long ago
when I wasn’t exactly sure who was preferable —
an incompetent narcissist, or Trump being replaced
by a run-of-the-mill right-wing social conservative ideologue
who could get lots of long-term bad stuff done with a Republican Congress.
Grass may always appear greener, but given here and now present dangers,
Pence seems less likely to try to deconstruct the whole world order.
3. Donald Trump’s Shuck ‘N Jivin’
It’s a hundred and nine on the deck
Redwood to be exact
Which requires sanding & varnish
About every few years
To keep boards not rotting through.
But my four grandkids
Watch Jose’s undocumented crew
Slave away doing best
Odd jobs they can so we might tell
Neighbors to use them.
One asks, Why don’t you feel guilty
Eating sweet watermelon
As these men sweat outside?, so we
Offer, Please all come in
Our home for cold H2O bottles +slices.