Pharmacy
1. B.C.
Mix a little flesh
Of venomous snake with garlic
Ginger and judiciously
Add the juice of Asiatic poppy
Then one measure of well-aged wine
The fermentation of the whole
Is commended as a cure-all
To victims of all sudden
Or slow poisonings
2. A.D.
Opium enters the port
As black bricks in wood boxes
Ground with spice and sherry
Apothecaries carry
‘A penny laudanum’ –
The glass container popular with ladies
A gentleman may order by the pint
For household usage –
Bronchial cough suppressor
Rheumatic and toothache reliever
Teething sleeplessness and menstrual cramps
A boon to all the family
From day of birth to death
3. TODAY
She will not take the doctor’s morphine linctus
So lucidly she curses all her carers
‘Meals are late and often barely warm’
Her room ‘has not been cleaned
For weeks and whose misplaced
Bottle-lensed old spectacles are these?
What have you done with the N.H.S.
Since I retired from it?
Why is it so underfunded and so bloody inefficient?’
She will not take the doctor’s morphine linctus
